Shrek wasn't one for the rat race. Sure, his swamp was lonely, but at least it offered him freedom from stuffy gatherings. But when a ruthless company threatened to invade his beloved mud, Shrek knew he had to create a plan. He couldn't let them destroy his tranquil way of life! His first step? Recr

Man, this job really drains. I'm so fried I could just lay down. All I wanna do is slurp some juice and stare at the ceiling for eternity. But first, gotta post a few Lord Farquaad memes to cope with the pain. Life is a real circus, man. This corporate ladder you see? It's just a staircase leading